Tire or Condom?

"shpuker" (shpuker) 08/20/2013 at 02:18 • Filed to: OppoGames

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Time for your new favorite game! Tire or Condom? Where I challenge you to determine if the given slogan is from a tire company, or a condom company. Good luck!

Slogans:

For Everything you value

Generate desire

Not for everyone

Anon > shpuker 08/20/2013 at 02:20

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Tire company!

offroadkarter > shpuker 08/20/2013 at 02:24

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Isn't that Uniroyal's slogan?


Unless something changed, they should be making tires...

sliding-sideways > shpuker 08/20/2013 at 02:25

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Tire company, condom company, probably a tire company though it would be really funny if it was a condom maker.

Ben Crowe > shpuker 08/20/2013 at 03:03

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Condoms that Generate Desire = Durex

Seitz > shpuker 08/20/2013 at 09:13

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No no, This is what it should be:

there should be a very subtle arrow with very subtle text that says "Future (insert tire company name here) Employee"

implying that their tires are made by people who are intelligent and scientific. He's playing chess, he looks like he owns this shit, he's probably going to Harvard.

If it was a Condom ad, it would look like it's implying these 2 9-year olds are going to have gay sex...that's just really weird

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > shpuker 08/20/2013 at 12:53

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Huh? What was the question again? I got utterly mesmerized by your avatar, AGAIN.. Damn it.

GreenN_Gold > shpuker 08/21/2013 at 12:32

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OK, well this brings me back to my childhood and one of the dumbest jokes ever. As juveniles, we laughed though. Here goes...

King Kong walks into a store and purchases some condoms from the clerk. He returns the next day and the clerk says "How can I help you?" King Kong says "Left nut go uhh, right nut go uhh, rubber go pow!" [The juvenile delivery was helped by making pelvic thrusts with each 'uhh'...naturally]. The clerk says, "I think I understand. Here, try this, this is our largest and most durable condom." King Kong returns the next day and tells the clerk "Left nut go uhh, right nut go uhh, rubber go pow!" The clerk scratches his head and says "I have one last idea." He heads to the back of the store and returns with a tire. He says, "Here, this has gotta work." King Kong returns the next day. The clerk says, "Oh, now what?" King Kong says, "Left nut go uhh, right nut go pow!"

[So I guess what I'm saying is, given the choice, definitely condom, not tire.]